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spooktier:

gaymerrific:

I came in like a wrecking ball

YOU COULD HAVE MADE A MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS JOKE BUT YOU DIDN’T I’M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW SHE LITERALLY HAS A SONG CALLED HOMEWRECKER DON’T TALK TO ME

spooktier:

gaymerrific:

I came in like a wrecking ball

YOU COULD HAVE MADE A MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS JOKE BUT YOU DIDN’T I’M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW SHE LITERALLY HAS A SONG CALLED HOMEWRECKER DON’T TALK TO ME

(via soranotsky)


soranotsky:

my sister just said i was of age to be a prostitute in japan and before i could stop myself i went “aww, sweet!”


woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

(via soranotsky)


nxte:

natural selection bitches

(via soranotsky)


sassy-rising-angel:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

genuinewonderment:

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD

thor’s pokerface

(via hawkscape)



swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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(via nowyourethinkingwithtears)


worldwar2chainz:

is that really the most popular search regarding wanda

worldwar2chainz:

is that really the most popular search regarding wanda

(via otterly-sherlocked)


lunarch-sounds:


envy was envious…

I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier

lunarch-sounds:

envy was envious…

I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier

(via the-entire-furry-fandom)


carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

(via wizzas)


dolphinprince:

Ren with a flowercrown is also a major cutie

dolphinprince:

Ren with a flowercrown is also a major cutie

(via arcanines-of-freedom)


riff-rad:

alreadyniall:

when you’re at home alone and you hear something moving

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Looks like lorde

(via whatthefuckareyoulookingatbitch)


two-winchesters-and-castiel:

thelaughingwholock:

thelitanyofdee:

I can’t…..Omg…I can’t.


The sarcasm is strong with this one.

two-winchesters-and-castiel:

thelaughingwholock:

thelitanyofdee:

I can’t…..Omg…I can’t.

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The sarcasm is strong with this one.

(via whatthefuckareyoulookingatbitch)


kaptincrunchh:

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!

kaptincrunchh:

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!

(via whatthefuckareyoulookingatbitch)


i-ran-over-oprah:

my kind of glory hole

(via whatthefuckareyoulookingatbitch)

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